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Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
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It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
Novell
Stalking is such a strong word. Let’s call it...social investigating.
I just had a new winch installed on my boat. Ship just got reel.
The only exercise I get is in futility.
Novell
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
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