Funny Status Ideas

If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.

My girlfriend said she's ready to walk down the aisle. So I sent her grocery shopping.

You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder

I’m in no shape to exercise.

Having a dry wedding is a great way to reduce the number of RSVP’s.

There should be an award for anyone who actually finishes a tube of chapstick.

The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them.