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#11219
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You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder
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#11218
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I’m in no shape to exercise.
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#11217
Novell
Having a dry wedding is a great way to reduce the number of RSVP’s.
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#11216
Novell
There should be an award for anyone who actually finishes a tube of chapstick.
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#11215
Robert Zunick
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them.
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#11214
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
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#11213
The only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury.
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