Funny Status Ideas

I'm pretending. That way, when it comes time to tend, I'll be ready.

"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy"

Sorry I said "You'll Do" instead of "I Do" at our wedding.

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

The self checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club.