Funny Status Ideas

Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent?

I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.

CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.

Don't play dumb with me. That's a game you can't win.

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone without service, you just play games.

Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.

I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct