Funny Status Ideas

Sorry I said "You'll Do" instead of "I Do" at our wedding.

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

The self checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club.

I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.

"Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.