Funny Status Ideas

CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.

Don't play dumb with me. That's a game you can't win.

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone without service, you just play games.

Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.

I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct

I'm pretending. That way, when it comes time to tend, I'll be ready.

"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy"