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So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.
I'm feeling about as useful as a stoplight in Grand Theft Auto.
Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent?
I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
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