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#12257
I like to think I've taught Capital One a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards to just anybody.
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#12256
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If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!
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#12255
Gonorrhoea sounds like a medicine to treat Diarrhoea
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#12254
Novell
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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#12253
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
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#12252
If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match.
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#12251
So far I haven’t lost any weight eating these Thin Mints, but I’m committed to this diet 100%!
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