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#12271
Batman's parents got killed when he was lil Wayne.
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#12270
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy saving mode.
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#12269
What I hate most about Twitter, is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
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#12268
Why don’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' enemies just flip them on their backs?
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#12267
I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off.
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#12266
Novell
I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this afternoon. On the plus side I did make $23 and I think the watch looks really good on me.
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#12265
Don't be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
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