Funny Status Ideas

Why isn’t a restaurant that serves soup called a "brothel?"

Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.

The expiration date on this bottle of vodka is one hour from now.

I hate it when people call dogs “stupid”. I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poo?

“Erectile Dysfunction” is such a harsh term. Why not just call it “Sleepy Peepee?”