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#12292
Robert Zunick
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
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#12291
Robert Zunick
I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
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#12290
Robert Zunick
The expiration date on this bottle of vodka is one hour from now.
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#12289
Robert Zunick
I hate it when people call dogs “stupid”. I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poo?
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#12288
Robert Zunick
“Erectile Dysfunction” is such a harsh term. Why not just call it “Sleepy Peepee?”
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#12287
Novell
It’s getting warm out. I can finally get back to smacking people and blaming it on mosquitoes!
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#12286
Novell
I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math
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