Funny Status Ideas

This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.

42% of strippers are working their way through college according to the latest pole.

I’ll rise, but I won’t shine.

Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.

Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?

Why isn’t a restaurant that serves soup called a "brothel?"

Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.