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#12313
Robert Zunick
Apple’s iPhone is the reason I didn’t feel the need to carry around a watch anymore. Now they want me to buy a watch.
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#12312
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that works.
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#12311
Robert Zunick
I’m 100% done with today and already about 72% done with tomorrow.
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#12310
Robert Zunick
We all have that friend who acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes.
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#12309
Robert Zunick
I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
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#12308
Novell
If you can’t say something nice about someone, you probably work at the same place I do.
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#12307
Novell
Lebron better than Jordan? Phsshh, we can talk when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an Alien Race.
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