Funny Status Ideas

“truth or dare” “Dare” “Order us pizza”

I used to be addicted to working out. 10 years sober though!

Hey, I don't snore! I just dream I'm a motorcycle...

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited over all her friends and had them clean my house.

There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.

Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo

"Don’t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.