Funny Status Ideas

Axe body spray is like the mosquito repellent for humans

Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who's accent is so thick you can't understand them?

If your name is on the building, you’re rich. if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class. if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.

A group of mistakes is called a life.

I would really love to see two mimes arguing.

I bet it’s called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.

I'm not saying I'm old but all my candy dishes are filled with Tums