Funny Status Ideas

Hey, I don't snore! I just dream I'm a motorcycle...

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited over all her friends and had them clean my house.

There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.

Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo

"Don’t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.

My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh.

When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.