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#12341
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
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#12340
Jon
Farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice.
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#12339
If your kids didn't like hunting for eggs they wouldn't be here.
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#12338
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Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
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#12337
Sorry to break this to you, but there's no future in time travel.
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#12336
I wonder if there is such a thing as positive version of Tourette's syndrome. You know, instead of yelling curse words they scream things like "Have a nice day!" or "I love that outfit!"
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#12335
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Don’t jump to confusions.
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