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#12352
If you can't say something nice about someone, you probably work at the same place I do.
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Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
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#12350
One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard.
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I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out
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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7.
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#12347
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
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#12342
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it's full of ceiling fans.
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