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#12359
My wife and I found each other on a dating website, 3 years after we got married... That was awkward.
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#12358
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Marriage is like the IKEA of relationships. Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together and difficult to exit.
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#12357
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I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
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Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door
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Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
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Alicia Keys' "girl on fire" would make an awesome Vagisil commercial.
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"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".
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