Funny Status Ideas

"Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a responsible thing to do.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it.

I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations.

Some guy is so intent on spoiling Game of Thrones that he actually wrote a series of novels just to tell you what was gonna happen!

I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...

I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn't have the same effect.

My wife, like many women, looks for security in a man. In fact the first thing she said when I first approached her was, "Security!"