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#12366
Novell
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations.
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#12365
Some guy is so intent on spoiling Game of Thrones that he actually wrote a series of novels just to tell you what was gonna happen!
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#12364
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
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#12363
Novell
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn't have the same effect.
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#12362
Novell
My wife, like many women, looks for security in a man. In fact the first thing she said when I first approached her was, "Security!"
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#12361
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
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#12360
My cheat day is tomorrow so I'm considering just going to bed now at 4pm
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