Funny Status Ideas

Happy random drug test at work Day!

I hate when I lose things at school like my pen and self-motivation.

I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.

Just watched the new Star war trailer. My father has it, I have it, my sister has it and you have it too. To me it sounds more like a herpes commercial.

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

I wonder if Auto Correct and Spell Check get together behind our backs and talk about what idiots we are.

I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.