Funny Status Ideas

A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.

5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian roulette.

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.

I'm looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data

I went to the gym this morning. It was my 2nd time GO ME! The first time I signed up. The second time I renewed.

I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.

Thanks to the words "dude", "bro", and "man", I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.