Funny Status Ideas

Didn't Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?

Condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks.

Ain't no mountain high enough... to keep me from getting to you, unless it's an actual mountain, cause screw that.

I bet the Hulk's wife got pretty good at pissing him off once she realized that EVERYTHING got twice as big when he turned green.

My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble

In the life, there is no Ctrl+Z