Funny Status Ideas

"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can't hit a baseball."

Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.

What would Jesus do? Getting angry and flipping over tables is a viable option (Matthew 21:12)

If violets were orange, poetry would be much more challenging.

My parking skills are unparalleled.

I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.

Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it is over in no time.