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#13470
My mother taught me all about the circle of life. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
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#13469
My parents had me when I was very young.
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#13468
Cup holders are just cups for cups.
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#13467
Apparently somebody in Detroit gets stabbed every 52 seconds…sucks to be that guy.
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#13466
Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder
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#13465
Cyberbilly
If you try to pronounce "lmao" you sound like a French cat.
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#13464
Cyberbilly
Yes, English pronunciation can be weird, though through tough thorough thought it can be understood.
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