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You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.

House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.

What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

I switched all the labels on the Spice rack..... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

By the time we can have a drink in a bar again, Captain Morgan will be an Admiral.

In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.

This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other