Funny Status Ideas

Nothing beats a good drum solo on your steering wheel while you're waiting for the light to turn green.

Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.

You know it's already September because people keep posting "Wake me up when September ends"

The best thing about dogs is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

I never though I'd be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning.............I was right!

The mechanic asked if I wanted my tires rotated and I was like, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure they do that all by themselves while I'm driving"