Funny Status Ideas

Sad news. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. The funeral will be held at 8:00, 8:09, 8:18 and 8:27 am

Farts are like children. I'm proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

It's called fall because everything is falling,,, leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...

Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine.

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.

Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do..

Your family tree has a couple of coconuts