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It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.

The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...

If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.

Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade