Funny Status Ideas

Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics.

A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.

Obesity has gotten so bad in this county that 3 out of 5 people has become 2 people

Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, complaining about the person they hired.

Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?

A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on I-75 in Atlanta. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.