Funny Status Ideas

They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.
#17192
User Avatar
Xyuppi
Both teams at the Superbowl were playing like they know whoever wins goes to The White House.
#17191
User Avatar
ZYuppi
Why is there an eject button on the Blu Ray remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge door...
Just once in my life I'd love to properly make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in...
Just a word of advice to all you single guys out there. If you want to meet someone nice forget the dating sites or facebook and check the freezer section and down the cat food aisle.
#17187
User Avatar
ZYuppi
I think there’s finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
Top Users
  • User Avatar
    Xyuppi
  • User Avatar
    Cyberbilly
  • User Avatar
    Amigo
  • User Avatar
    Novell
  • User Avatar
    Robert Zunick
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!