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ZYuppi
Nothing you can ever accomplish will make your parents any happier than the first time you slept through the night.
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ZYuppi
At this point I believe politicians about as much as the letters column in Penthouse magazine.
If you get too close to radiation in a comic book, you become Spiderman, if you get too close to it in real life, you get visited by Spiderman.
Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them.
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Kristian Alekov
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
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ZYuppi
Divorce (di·vorc·e; noun) The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
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