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Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.

As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks

It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.

The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...