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Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.
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Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends and Caller ID to avoid the first two things.
I can’t wait for next week when the gym is empty again.
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.
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I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
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I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.
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