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Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics.
A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.
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Obesity has gotten so bad in this county that 3 out of 5 people has become 2 people
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Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, complaining about the person they hired.
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Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
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A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on I-75 in Atlanta. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.
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