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#17599
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Florida
Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels
#17598
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Florida
Do I really need a hypnotist? I'm open to suggestions.
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Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
With the way 2020 has been going I couldn't decide last night if I wanted to sit outside to watch the meteorite shower or take cover.
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Florida
Saw a clown this morning. He greeted me with a good morning. That was a nice jester
My five year plan is to make it through this year.
I apologize for the coin shortage. I started a swear jar......
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