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Kristian Alekov
Studies show the most expensive vehicle to operate is a Costco shopping cart.
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Kristian Alekov
I couldn’t find a parking spot at my job this morning so I just left. They got enough people.
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Kristian Alekov
My knee just cracked so loud that I half expected it to glow in the dark.
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Xyuppi
Gatorade invests millions in sports advertising and its top customers are people with hangovers.
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Kristian Alekov
I had plant based mashed potatoes last night. Tasted like the real thing.
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Xyuppi
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.
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Florida
Fuel prices are so high that I went to the car dealership and test drove 3 cars to run my errands.
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