Funny Status Ideas

New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.

Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.

If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation. But we'd get a few decades of incredible football.

I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.

Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.

Last night I went to a testicular cancer survivor party. Everyone had a ball.