Funny Status Ideas

Good night, everyone...See you in my dreams and some of you on my nightmares.

It's a good job Apple isn't charge of New Year. Otherwise, we'd all be expecting 2015 to be 2015 S

Ι love when they drop the ball in Τimes Square. Ιt’s a nice reminder of what Ι did all Υear.

I bet nobody drinks the punch at Bill Cosby's New Years party.

I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way ?

It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones.

There's no way to gracefully remove a jacket while wearing a seatbelt....