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#15932
Xyuppi
ATM's need to have breathalyzers.
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#15931
Xyuppi
There's a difference between having a unique name and a common name that's spelled wrong.
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#15930
I drive safer when there's food on my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.
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#15929
I like boobs so much, I started growing them myself.
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#15928
How do people lift weights? My arms get exhausted after putting my hair in a ponytail.
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#15927
Xyuppi
I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.
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#15926
Xyuppi
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
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