Funny Status Ideas

My only trick for looking younger, is when an 90's song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.

It's amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".

Traveling the world has opened my eyes to new food. I tried Greece and Turkey. Now I'm Hungary.

When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often.

Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.

I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me.

I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.