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This morning I had green oatmeal for St. Patrick’s Day! At least I hope it was for St. Patrick’s Day...

Kiss me I'm Irish, put a little tongue in it, I'm French too

Lets be honest Chuck Norris is an actor. If he were really good he would come to my house and smack my head on the keyboa<HG#+fgg'fgth$&%%{€

Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.

I really would like to rescue a dog, but is so hard to find one drowning.

Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to create a hybrid of a four leaf clover and poison ivy and give myself a rash of good luck