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#16058
Cyberbilly
The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
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#16057
Cyberbilly
Gray hair is the human body's equivalent of low toner.
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#16056
Cyberbilly
I have to be careful with my kids when I talk about the death of their father. It's a sensitive subject and I don't want them warning him.
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#16055
Xyuppi
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
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#16054
Jon
My 1st job was working in a orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
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#16053
Xyuppi
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
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#16052
Xyuppi
Turtles can breathe out of their butt, which is incredible. Considering most humans can only talk out of theirs.
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