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#16065
Jon
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
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#16064
Jon
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
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#16063
Cyberbilly
Police Officer: "TURN AROUND" Me: *sings* "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round…"
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#16062
Cyberbilly
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
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#16061
Xyuppi
While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested.
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#16060
Xyuppi
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or something.
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#16059
Xyuppi
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
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