Funny Status Ideas

Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag.

To giraffes, the smell of farts are nothing but a childhood memory.

I just saw a guy with a "Support Dyslexia" bumper sticker on the front of his car.

I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.

No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.

Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

I'll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.