Funny Status Ideas

Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data

The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today's kids who don't remember when we had jungles. Or books...

battery=15% me=same

If you are going to run a red light, you better make sure the car in front of you has the same idea

I don't ever need to go sky diving or bungee jumping. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.

I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don't have a cat