Funny Status Ideas

I will go out of my way to attend an event if there's a free t-shirt involved.

This Mexican food is so authentic Donald Trump would build a wall around it.

What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.

Why can't we just go to Bel-Air and get a fresh prince?

Is cutting off Mike Wazowski's legs the same thing as beheading him?

My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message.

If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.