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#16140
Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
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#16139
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
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#16138
Xyuppi
Two tips for jogging faster: (1) Attractive person in front of you. (2) Creepy person behind you.
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#16137
Xyuppi
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
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#16136
Xyuppi
The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
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#16135
Xyuppi
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
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#16134
I don’t understand how people have to “get ready for bed." I’m always ready for bed.
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