Funny Status Ideas

The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.

My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.

I do 5 sit ups daily. It might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.

The only thing I'm really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I'll probably never be able to retire.

Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?

"Don't make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.