Funny Status Ideas

Despite the amazing features of Clark Kent as Superman, I think his greatest superpower was to convince everyone around him that he wasn't superman simply by wearing glasses. Well,. either that or Metropolis was a really stupid town.

I'm pretty sure Darius Rucker stated his solo country career just so people would stop calling him "Hootie"

McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window...

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.

The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.

My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.