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#16210
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren't just victims of Medusa?
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#16209
Xyuppi
When I hear, 9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans, I think there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches.
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#16208
I thought I'd try yoga to make myself more flexible, but I'm still incredibly stubborn.
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#16207
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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#16206
Xyuppi
The best part of being a watch maker is that you get to make your own hours.
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#16205
Xyuppi
Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Law and Order episode.
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#16204
Dropping a beer and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not funny when you live by yourself
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