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#16259
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around
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#16258
Xyuppi
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
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#16257
Florida
So, does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Hahaaa! Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is...
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#16256
Xyuppi
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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#16255
I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream
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#16254
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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#16253
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
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