Funny Status Ideas

The only difference between McDonald' s and my work is that Mcdonald's has only one clown running the show.

The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results

I'm convinced my electricity bill would disappear if my fridge had a window.

Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.

America and Britain are having a competition who can screw up themselves the most. Britain has the lead but America has a Trump card.

I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.