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#16273
I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
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#16272
I don't think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
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Xyuppi
There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
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#16270
Xyuppi
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
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#16269
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
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Xyuppi
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
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#16267
Xyuppi
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
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