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#16324
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.
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#16323
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
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#16322
I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
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#16321
Xyuppi
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's free for the weekend.
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#16320
Xyuppi
Two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights do make an airplane.
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#16319
Florida
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
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#16318
Florida
It's so damn hot outside, I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
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