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#16329
My wife just left me alone with two kids which makes her a terrible parent.
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#16328
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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events.
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#16327
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
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#16326
They call cat people crazy but they're not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
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#16325
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
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#16324
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.
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#16323
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
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