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#16336
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it's always collecting dust.
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#16335
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
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#16334
Xyuppi
Let's be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy DOESN'T think he's the most interesting man in the world?
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#16333
Xyuppi
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
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#16332
I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.
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#16331
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?
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#16330
I've spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the game so I may need new meds...
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