Funny Status Ideas

We're not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?

Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

I’m convinced that most Ikea employees are customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.

OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?

My blood hound was attacked by a crip hound.

I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.

OK. Who's the genius that decided to call it "necrophilia" and not "sexual intercorpse."