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#16385
Lag
I can't wait till the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they're jerks.
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#16384
Lag
My GPS is basically just one more woman in my life who I turn on and then ignore.
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#16383
Cyberbilly
If you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?
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#16382
Cyberbilly
Letting your date use your phone charger, even though you're at 25%, is the 21st century equivalent of putting your coat over a puddle.
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#16381
Cyberbilly
My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea. They’re not the best medicine in the world, but they’re right up there.
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#16380
Cyberbilly
We're not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?
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#16379
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
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